weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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