Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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