Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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