So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize