what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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