its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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