i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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