Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
i believe in u and ur pee
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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