How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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