Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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