didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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