She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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