Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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