You surviving the open bar?
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never play flip cup with pint glasses
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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