Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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