so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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