party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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