I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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