scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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