Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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