In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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