tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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