Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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