what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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