Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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