Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Someone signed my nipple.
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