did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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