Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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