Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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