I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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