Capitaan dildo arrescate!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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