Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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