I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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