just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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