All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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