have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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