seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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