it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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