I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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