Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
whose parrot is this?
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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