Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just had sex on a roof
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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