I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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