dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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