I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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