oh god the rape fog is back!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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