they need to just BURY HIM!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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