Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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