i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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