don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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