my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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